is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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