never play flip cup with pint glasses
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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