oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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