I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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