I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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