I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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