he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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