I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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