i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
foreskin is a definite game changer
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Randomize