IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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