ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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