Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i think im in europe. pls send help
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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