You can't motorboat a personality
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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