She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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