Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize