is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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