butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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