Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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