Her vagina should come with caution tape.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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