This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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