I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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