He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we're making bets on your personal life
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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