I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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