Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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