i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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