I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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