Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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