who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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