butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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