I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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