You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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