508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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