He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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