at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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