you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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