It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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