jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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