i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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