No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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