Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
