Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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