the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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