We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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