I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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