went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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