Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
where does the pee come out of this thing
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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