My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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