How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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