I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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