Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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