Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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