I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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