"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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