I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
