she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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