Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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