I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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