Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dick very happy bro
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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