I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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