so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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